From the DEEscriber

Melbourne V Gold Coast – MCG -Sunday – 5/8/18 – 1.20pm

Hello True Believers,
With the bitterness of the Geelong game behind us yet a gritty away win over the Crows to build upon, the boys travelled to the “G” to meet an undermanned Gold Coast . Nothing but a huge percentage boosting win would do for the Demons especially as Sydney and Adelaide had opened the door to the top four with upset wins over Collingwood and Port Adelaide respectively.
Our boys were in no mood to do the Suns any favours and with a withering first term score of 9.3 (57) ( Its best opening term score for 30 years) to 1.0 (6) the game was effectively killed off as any sort of contest with the Demons holding a 51 point lead at the first change.
From that point onward, it was simply a matter of how much the Dees would win by with leads of 64 points (half time) 74 points (three quarter time) and although the margin did reach 100 points for a brief period in the final term, the Demons final  winning margin was 96 points with final scores being Melbourne 21.17 (143) to 7.5 (47) . The victory was soured somewhat with Joel Smith suffering a broken collarbone early in the final stanza.
Clayton Oliver continued his massive 2018 campaign with a best on ground performance  ably supported by Jesse Hogan (4 goals) , Sam Frost in defence and Chrisitan Salem and Nathan Jones in the midfield. MIchael Sexton for the Suns was easily their best player kicking 5 of the Suns’ 7 goals.
Aaron Vandenberg was serviceable with 14 possessions in his return since Round 23 2016 and will be better for the run. Our next three weeks will determine just how deep an impact the team can make into the finals with Sydney, West Coast and GWS proving tough opposition in our effort to retain a top four position.
As usual The Western Demons will hold a TV function for the Sydney game commencing at 1.20pm WST at the home of Red & Blue, The Paddington Alehouse at 141 Scarborough Beach Road in MOUNT HAWTHORN on Sunday 12/8/18. We call on everyone whose heart beats true for the Red and the Blue to attend and support our boys as we head into the business end of the season.
See you at the Paddo as we sizzle the Swans!!!
Yours with DEElight

The DEESciber

PS – Belated congratulations on behalf of all Melbourne members and supporters to our Captain Courageous Nathan Jones who joins Allan La  Fontaine, Robbie Flower, David Neitz and Garry Lyon as captain of Melbourne in at least 100 games. We sincerely hope Nathan goes one better and becomes the first Demon to  lift that elusive cup since Ronald Dale in ’64!!!!


Melbourne V Fremantle – Tio Stadium

Hello True Believers,
On the back of three successive defeats, the boys travelled to TIO Stadium last Saturday to meet the Dockers desperately needing to notch a big win to boost confidence and percentage.
According to the players, the conditions were more conducive to a wet day at the “G”. The level of play certainly supported this view with players on both sides dropping simple marks and being unable to execute basic hand and foot skills. The margin at half time was only nineteen points however with the Demons having  14 more scoring shots (5.15 45 to 4.2 26) it was clearly Fremantle’s accuracy keeping them in the contest.
The game was going to be won by the side who could  establish a winning break in the conditions. With Melbourne dominating contested possession and centre clearances, they extended their lead to  31points at the final change  (9.18 72 to 6.5 41) and never looked like being headed from that point forward. Whilst the final margin of 54 points  (13.24 102 to 7.6 48)  was a comfortable win in the end, the amazing statistic of 78 to 28 inside 50’s probably should have seen a winning margin in the region of three figures and the Dockers coach Ross Lyon  openly admitted the same.
Max Gawn, Clayton Oliver and Angus Brayshaw continued their stellar seasons however the biggest positive to come out of the game was the performance of Christian Petracca who had received some deserved criticism regarding the consistency of his work commensurate to his undoubted ability. “Tracks” responded  with a 28 possession effort and more importantly a willingness to stay involved in the contest more often. We hope this game will represent the norm rather than the exception going forward.
This week the mighty Demons face the Western Bulldogs at 2.35pm WST at the “G” on Saturday, 14/7/18. As  usual the Western Demons will hold a TV function to view the match at the Paddington Hotel, 144 Scarborough Beach Road in Mount Hawthorn. We  cordially  invite all Melbourne supporters to meet there and drown the place in blue and red as we enjoy good fellowship in cheering the boys to a  gargantuan victory and continue our ascent towards a top four position.
We  look forward to seeing you all there!!!!
Yours  DEElightedly

The DEEScriber

PS – Can anyone remember the last time three sets of brothers played in an AFL game before last Saturday as we had the Mcdonalds, the Brayshaws and the Hills. Sounds like a three  way feud !!

Power cuts Demons from Top Four

Hello True Believers,
Despite dominating clearances and inside 50’s. the Demons again failed to capitalise by  way of the scoreboard  losing their only Friday night game of the campaign by ten points. Final scores were Port Adelaide 11.9 (75) to Melbourne 9.11 (65). North Melbourne remain the only top eight credentialed team that the Dees have beaten in 2018 and the team’s apparent inability to rise to the occasion when facing better opposition remains a DEEp concern.
The team skipped way early against Port to lead by 14 points at the first change (3.5 (23) to 1.3 (9) predominantly by denying the Power access to the corridor. This tactic proved to be very effective in so much as Port scored their only goal for the first term  right on the quarter time siren.
The second and third terms proved to be an arm wrestle with both sides struggling to achieve an advantage which could lead to victory and although the Demons held a 20 point lead at once stage, this was whittled away to eight points  by three quarter time courtesy of a fortuitous mark to Lindsay Thomas inside 50 and a goal to Justin Westhoff  (why do we always seem to run  this guy into form???????) leaving the contest up for grabs at the commencement of the final stanza, scores being Melbourne 9.9 (63 ) to Port 8.7 (55).
With Wines, Gray and Westhoff rising to the occasion , Port kicked three goals in the final stanza whist holding the Dees goalless to record a hard fought ten point victory.
Viney, Brayshaw and Oliver dominated the centre with 31 and 28 (2) possessions respectively whist Tommy McDonald gave the side a pivotal target inside forward 50 with 3 goals.
Dropping to sixth position on the ladder proved a costly loss however this sees  the Demons with an opportunity to bounce back and re set  as they face St Kilda at the “G” on Sunday 1./718 commencing at 11.10am WST.
As usual we call on all those whose hearts beat for the Red and Blue to join us at the Home of The Demons in WA , The Paddington Alehouse- 144 Scarborough Beach Road – MOUNT HAWTHORN and cheer the boys on to a massive percentage boosting win.
DEE you all there!!!
Yours DEEterminedly

The DEEScriber

Demons DEErailed by hot pies

Hello true believers,
After six consecutive victories against what must be said as mediocre opposition, it is an extremely bitter pill to swallow that given a finals type crowd of 83,000, an opportunity to grab second spot on the ladder and a perfect chance to inflict some long simmering revenge against the team that denied us a finals spot in 2017, the side ONCE AGAIN failed to embrace expectation!!!
The team appeared too “top heavy” inside forward 50 with Hogan, Pedersen and McDonald (at various stages) all up front. Our boys appeared to allow Collingwood to dictate the pace of the game all day. At no stage did the side keep possession , lower the pace of the game  and try to “poke holes” in the Pies defence.
Melbourne trailed at quarter time by 23 points, 5.5 (35) to 2.0 (12) and to be honest never looked like bridging the gap. Whenever the Demons threatened, Collingwood had an immediate answer and eventually recorded a solid victory by 42 points 20.13 (133) to 14.7 (91)
Special mention must be made of Tommy McDonald who played a lone hand up front with 6 goals,  Joel Smith (Shaun’s boy) who stuck manfully to his task on Mason Cox and will benefit enormously from the experience and Charlie Spargo who despite a quiet first quarter played especially well after the first break . He set a standard in persistent work ethic that a lot of his teammates could have done well to emulate.
There are however some questions that need to be addressed such as:
1) – If we play Pedersen as the back up ruckman to Max it must be off the bench. We cannot play Hogan, McDonald and Pedersen inside forward 50 simultaneously as this disrupts the matchups. Either Jesse orTommy must  take on the second ruck  mantle within the side. This means that unless Cam can reinvent himself with the team dynamic, his opportunities at the elite level going forward may be over.
2) – We cannot continue to play Jordan Lewis off half back.We desperately  lack genuine pace in the side and each game allocated to Lewis continues to cripple the development of Jayden Hunt. Jordan needs to realise that there is no point getting plenty of the ball if you continue to turn it over!!!
3) – Expectation against better credentialed opposition  continues to hamper the team’s development. Losses to Hawthorn (67), Richmond (49) and now Collingwood (42) suggest that unless the Dee’s can absorb and then apply pressure their finals appearance may be fleeting.
This week the boys take on Port Adelaide at the Adelaide Oval in our only Friday night game of the year. The game commences at 5.20pm WST and as usual we call on all supporters to gather at The Paddington Alehouse at 141 Scarborough Beach Road MT HAWTHORN to cheer the side on to a big win against the Power.
See you all there!!!
Yours with some DEEsappointment but never DEESpondant

THe DEEScriber

Melbourne V Western Bulldogs – Etihad Stadium

Hello True Believers,
After superb percentage boosting wins against Gold Coast (69 points), Carlton (109 points) and a huge statement to the rest of the competition in belting one of the better credentialed  teams in Adelaide (91 points) the Dees returned to Melbourne to face the Western Bulldogs on Saturday June 2nd.
Knowing as we all do the propensity to fail in backing up after a noteworthy effort, it initially appeared that we would suffer another embarrassment as the Dogs bounced out of  the blocks kicking the first three goals of the game. The team eventually settled however and worked themselves back into the contest to trail by only three points at quarter time, 3.4 (22) to 3.1 (19).
Unfortunately a seemingly innocuous change in direction by Jake Lever early in the game  forced him to leave and subsequent scans revealed a ruptured ACL which will necessitate a knee reconstruction and the end to his 2018 campaign. Wretched luck for the young man who was beginning to settle in as the teams centre half back. We wish him a speedy rehabilitation.
Gus Brayshaw (39 disposals) together with Neville Jetta (without doubt his best game for the side and a certainty for All Australian surely!!) and Jesse Hogan (5 goals)/ Tom McDonald (4 goals) were the standout performers on the day. Hogan and McDonald are proving to be the equal of Josh Kennedy/Jack Darling in terms of a forward 50 potent combination and the round 22 confrontation at Optus has fans of both sides salivating in expectation..
The Demons greater spread in goalkicking power proved too much for the Dogs in the end and they eventually skipped away to a solid victory of 49 points winning 15.10 (100) to 7.9 (51).
Co-skipper Nathan Jones celebrated his 250th game in this match so it was especially satisfying that the side could deliver a victory for him. No too long ago he was the only shining light in our team’s efforts to become a decent combination so to see him enjoying his footy and playing in a team which will smash the final hoodoo and has a real chance of going deep into September is no less than the “great man” deserves.
This week the side face “the old enemy” at the “G” on Monday 11th June 2018. This will be the fourth BIG FREEZE and with all eighteen coaches facing the slide it is hoped that an enormous amount of money is raised towards a cure for the “beast”. As we all know our previous league coach Neale Danniher suffers from this affliction and we encourage all the Demon faithful to dig deep. Remember that no amount is too small!!
The Western Demons will hold a TV function for this game at 1.20pm at the Paddington Alehouse, 141 Scarborough Beach Road MOUNT HAWTHORN. See if you can get a half day off, pop down for lunch and more importantly cheer the guys on to a THUMPING win. If Port Adelaide can manage an upset on the Friday preceeding our game, we will be playing for second spot so the stakes a high!!
Look forward to seeing you all at the Paddo on Monday. GO YOU GOOD THINGS!!!!!!!!!
Yours hoping for a Magpie DEEstruction,

The Deescriber.

PS – On behalf of Melbourne supporters Australia wide our heartiest congratulations to David Neitz on his election to the AFL Hall of Fame recently. Although his cv missed that elusive flag his record games (306) together with accolades as most games as captain, most goals and Coleman Medallist 1981 (81 goals) highlight an impressive cv non the less. Congratulation on a stellar career big fella!!!

Hello true believers,
Melbourne v Carlton
After solid wins against Essendon (36 points), St Kilda (39 points) and a terrific percentage booster against Gold Coast (69 points), dare we  suggest that just maybe our boys are beginning to grasp the basics of embracing expectation by simply decimating the Blues last week  by 109 points.
Ironically the Demons last 100 point win was back in 2004 (also against Carlton) however the first term of this contest initially gave no indication of  the shellacking that was to come as the Dees held a mere three point lead at quarter time ,  scores being 3.4 (22) to 3.1 (19).
From the first break however, the floodgates opened with the boys having twelve separate goalscorers. Jake Melksham (5 goals) and Tom McDonald/Alex Neal-Bullen (each 4 goals) lead the goal fest and once a massive percentage booster was on the cards, the team applied the “killer” blow scoring 22.5 (137) to 4.7 (31)  after quarter time to win 25.9 (159) to 7.8 (50).
The side now travel to Traeger Park in Alice Springs to tackle one of  the competition’s better credentialed teams in Adelaide on Sunday 27th May at 1.00pm WST
As both WA teams are also playing on this day, we have arranged for our TV function to be held at The Irish Club of WA located at 64 Townsend Road in Subiaco. We call upon all Melbourne supporters to gather at 1.00pm  this Sunday 27th May to help cheer the boys to victory as we search for win number seven and in doing so help to secure our top four spot (The club currently sits third).
(PS – On behalf of all Melbourne supporters our heartfelt thanks go out to Peter Jackson who has decided to retire and therefore step away from the club  as its CEO. We cannot express our gratitude enough for the hard work Peter has given to ensure that the off field set up of our beloved club is now set in stone and  will be the cornerstone of all endeavours both on and off field in future. Our  next flag will indelibly be marked with Peter’s contribution and we wish him well in his retirement)
See you at The Irish Club!!!
Yours Deelightedly

The Deescriber


Melbourne V Richmond Round 5

Hello True believers,
If our beloved Demons had any conceptions about their top four aspirations, they were well and truly delivered a reality check by the reigning premiers on Anzac Eve at the “G”.
Melbourne followed the lead of the Tigers by starting with a smaller forward setup (ie Melksham, Kent, Garlett, Neal-Bullen etc) with Jesse Hogan continuing his role initially as a high half forward but lacked the class and poise to maximise their inside forward 50’s.
The side trailed by 3, 20 and 19 points at quarter, half and three quarter time respectively and whilst the Dees had their moments of momentum, they failed to capitalise on them. When the Tigers decided to put Melbourne “to the sword” by piling on 7 goals to three in the final stanza, the Demons had no answer and finally succumbed  disappointingly by 46 points. Final scores were Richmond 15.12 (102) to Melbourne 8.8 (56) in front of a crowd of just over 77,000.
SUMMARY – Whilst Max dominated in the ruck with 56 tap outs , our midfield were comprehensively outpointed and on numerous occasions  the Tigers sharked the knocks. Jake Melksham played a lone hand up forward with 4 of our 8 goals and Dean Kent’s wretched run with injury continued with a hamstring strain ruling out of the game at the half,
Some of the side’s more glaring  deficiencies that were painfully obvious as the game wore on were:
1) – No spread by our players (ie offering leads) across the board emanating from inconsistent application of work ethic
2) – The team is very lazy and displays no work ethic/pressure when they do not have the ball
3) – Our leadership group is impotent in adversity
The side can no longer afford the luxury of playing Jesse as a high forward ( wasn’t it three Anzac Eve’s ago that he played on Rance and took him to the cleaners?- why wasn’t that tried again?) especially as the team has had 100 inside 50’s in the last two games for a paltry return of 14 goals.
This week, our boys play Essendon at Etihad at 11.10am on Sunday 29/4/18 WST at the Paddington Alehouse (141 Scarborough Beach Road MT HAWTHORN) and we invite all supporters to meet, enjoy good fellowship and cheer the boys on to a much needed, confidence boosting win and in doing so level the ledger to 3-3. See you there!!!
(PS – Given that we are struggling for a tall option inside 50 to take a  grab and convert, can anyone tell me why Cam Pedersen who booted 5 goals as a key forward for Casey last week STILL cannot get a game?)
Yours slightly DEEmoralised

 The DEEscriber

RND 3 – DEF NTH 18.15 (123) to 13.8 (86)

Hello TRUE Believers,
To quote (partially) that great Etta James soul classic of the 1950’s, “At Last our victory has come along” although the first quarter did not seem likely that we would break the duck with North kicking the first  four goals of the game. However, our Demons of 2018 are made of stern stuff and with big Max Gawn dominating centre clearances and Tomas Bugg lively with two goals, the boys steadied and only faced a thirteen point deficit at quarter time, scores being 5.33 (33) to 3.2 (20)
The second stanza began with Gawn continuing to give the midfield an armchair ride. Salem and Lewis (despite Madjak Daw’s bump) gathered possessions at will and delivered with poise and precision to allow Garlett, Kent and Bugg to hit the scoreboard with maximum effect. Whilst Brown strove manfully to provide a target up forward for North, half time came with the demons enjoying a nine point lead, 9.7 (61) to 8.4 (52)
The herculean performance of Max Gawn continued after the major break evoking memories of the great Jim Stynes as he simply was involved in everything! His teammates got on board sensing that this was the best opportunity to eradicate the seventeen match stigma the club had faced and with  Jones, Oliver, Petracca and Frtisch all kicking  goals  the boys led by nineteen points 12.13 (85) to 10.6 (66).
With the cub sensing our ice breaking victory was close,  the team pressured early in the fourth quarter and early goals to Bugg (his fourth), Vince, Garlett and Lewis stamped the clubs’ authority on the game and our boys finally ran our solid winners 18.15 (123) to 13.8 (86), a margin of thirty seven points.
The effort was extremely even over the course of the day and no player could have been accused of not contributing however Max’s magnificent 18 possession and 50 tap outs, Jesse Hogan’s 26 possession performance and Dean Kent’s first up effort of 20 possessions and 3 goals are particularly noteworthy.
This week the Demons take on Hawthorn at the “G” at 1.20pm WST on Sunday 15/4/18 and as usual the Western Demons will meet at the Paddington Alehouse (141 Scarborough Beach Road – MT HAWTHORN) and the team MUST build on last week in an effort to shore up a top four spot.
We look forward to a massive crowd to witness the plucking of the Hawks- Go the mighty Demons and see you at the Paddo!!
Yours with Deelief (relief)

The Deescriber

Blistering in Brisbane

Hello true believers,
After handing four points to the Cats on a plate in round one, our boys traveled to the Gabba  determined to make amends against the Brisbane Lions. With a blistering opening quarter of 5.4 (34) to  0.03 (03), the centre dominance of Gawn, Petracca and Tyson (great first quarter in his first game of the campaign) truly reflected the Dees  midfield superiority. As a target inside forward 50, Jesse Hogan was especialv
 lively with two first quarter goals.
The second stanza saw Dom Tyson tagged in an effort to quell his first quarter influence. This was an effective move for Brisbane for the remainder of the game but in doing so only served to release the shackles from Clayton Oliver who went on to become one of the dominant players on the ground.
Whilst the Lions hit the scoreboard with two goals in this period, the Dees also  added with goals to Jones , Garlett and Hogan (his third) to hold a thirty seven point lead at the half, 8.7 (55) to 2.6 (18)
The third quarter commenced with Beams and Rockliff starting to wield  an influence with Steph Martin  in the middle. Charlie Cameron and Allen Christensen  began to hit the scoreboard and with Brisbane adding 3.5 (somewhat inacurately thank goodness!! ) to Melbourne’s 1.4 for the quarter, the siren sounded with the Demons holding a 24 point lead heading into the final term 9.11 (65) to 5.11 (41)
A poor miss at the beginning of the last stanza from Jesse Hogan saw a sizeable shift in momentum to the LIons whose direct attacks through the corridor of the ground  saw them draw level and the game was well and truly on.
With the challenge arrogantly  thrown at the Dees feet, it required some individual brilliance by Jeff Garlett ably supported by Nathan Jones and Clayton Oliver  to  steel the group and draw away to win by 26 points. The final score being 14.16 (100) to 10.14 (74)
The question still remains  in that whilst the boys won ugly, they were at one stage 42 points to the good and must learn to crush the opposition when the opportunity presents itself. Have they learned nothing from 2017(ie percentage?)
This week the boys will attempt to remove the stigma of 17 consecutive losses to North Melbourne at the “G” on Saturday 7/4/18 at 12.00pm WST.
The Western Demons call on all those whose heart’s ring true for the red and blue to join us the The Paddington Alehouse, 141 Scarborough Beach Road MT HAWTHORN to view the match and share the relief of getting this irritating monkey off our back by handing this mob a fearful belting!!!
Look forward to seeing you all then
Yours Deesappointingly (somewhat)

The DEEscriber

2018 Mebourne deeliver in 2018 pre season     ( By ‘The DEEscriber’ )

AFLW – Our ladies entered season two confident of making a strong showing and making up for the disappointment of missing out on a grand final berth in 2017 on percentage. After two gritty wins against GWS (6 points) and reigning premiers Adelaide (32 points), the girls dropped the next two fixtures against Fremantle (5 points) and Collingwood (32 points) to be 2-2 after four games.
With the season on the line, the team registered strong showings against Brisbane (6 points) and Carlton (35 points- this being their most impressive performance of the year to date). Sadly however, Mel Hickey sustained an ACL injury in the Carlton game which cut short her season in the cruellest of fashion. The ledger now read 4-2 with the ladies needing to beat the top side in The Western Bulldogs to make the grand final.
In an ironic replica of the first season, the team fell agonisingly short of victory by two points and again missed the grand final on percentage. The girls can be proud of their efforts in AFLW2 and we congratulate coach Mick Stinear, his assistants and the playing group for doing our magnificent club proud.
SUMMARY – It is significant to note that goal kicking inaccuracy plagued the ladies efforts all season. In the three games that they lost, they kept Fremantle, Collingwood and The Western Bulldogs  scoreless in the first terms but failed to generate sufficient scoreboard pressure themselves and in each game were overrun by the opposition. Some of the other teams, most notably The Brisbane Lions and Adelaide Crows seem to be  better drilled when delivering the ball inside forward 50 (ie lowering the eyes) and perhaps some concentration on this aspect of the girls’ game prior to season three may see attacking opportunities maximised in 2019.
AFLX – The inaugural series of the AFL’S equivalent to crickets’ 20/20 met with mixed reviews from players and fans alike. Even with our beloved demons winning ” silverware” by  defeating Hawhorn by 10 points in the second series decider, the AFLS’ boast that this abbreviated version of our game (ie seven a side and two ten minute halves) will be prominent in selling our game overseas is hard to comprehend given that physical clashes and high making are conspicuous by their absence. The long term future of this form of the game must seriously be in question.
JLT COMMUNITY SERIES – The  boys recorded victories in both their JLT matches by 53 and and 26 points over North Melbourne (now do it when 4 points are at stake!!) and St Kilda respectively. The Roos victory was an extremely even performance by all team members. Mature age recruit Bayley Fritsch  (taken at pick 31) showed that he is ready to play straight away with three opportunistic goals and the only down aspect was a slight calf injury to veteran Jordan Lewis He  was substituted at half time as a precaution. Against the Saints, Fritsch continued his impressive form and must be uppermost in selectors minds for round one whilst  Jake Melksham continued his sparkling AFLX form. Jesse Hogan looked extremely fit in gaining 21 possessions in all parts of the ground whilst reigning Best and Fairest Clayton Oliver inspired in a best on ground effort racking up 27 possession and most noticeably  2 goals.
ROUND ONE – The campaign kicks off in earnest on Sunday 25th March with a home game against the Cats at the “G” at 12.05 pm WST. As usual The Western Demons have organised a TV function to view the match at our spiritual home of  The Western Demons , THE PADDINGTON ALEHOUSE at 141 Scarborough Beach Road in Mount Hawthorn.
We call on all those whose hearts beat true for the red and the blue to wear your colours proudly and join the WA Demon Army at The Paddo in cheering the boys on to a memorable first round triumph.
Thank goodness footy is back!!! – See you at The Paddo on the 25th and GO YOU MIGHTY DEMONS!!!!!!!
Yours in deelightful anticipation,
The Deescriber